PIMPY IN CROSS-DRESSING HORROR
Waltham coach and general nuisance Pimpy has been caught up in a raid on a cross-dressing brothel in Margate. Pimpy was
said to be in the front room of the property with a young gentleman where he was arrested and taken to the local
police station for 'intense' questionning. Pimpy was released with out charge after it was found out he likes to
dress up as a young teenage cheerleader. Pimpy has now been categorically disowned by the waltham squad (including the
gee) and the Bournemouth based yoga society that Pimpy belongs to, are considering his back bending furture. Pimpy will
make a statement on Monday.
RIMPOLOPODOLUPOS YOGA
VIDEO
Waltham 1st team coach
Ben Rimpolopodolupos has launched his 3rd yoga video in a lavish launch in Maidstone today. Such celebrities as Mr.Motivator
and the stunning Rolf Harris turned up at the launch where Ben had this to say: ' i believe the video will be a great
success, its being sold in shops this time and will also be sold to small Bangladesh villages which love yoga. I hope
its sells well into the 50's'.
Waltham have a few copies
of this video which pimp found dumped in our bin. If anyone wants to be as bent as Flumpaldinho they can be found round the
back of Priory Park in the silver bin sometime in the next few days
